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Lowlife

a person who lives like trash, and doesn't care to improve themselves.
A lowlife can usually be found in a broken down house, have druggies as friends, and usually has a kid at 14, are lazy and are unemployed by choice
by jesusistheonlyway2HEAVEN March 5, 2011
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lolygon

A closed figure with lol sides. Often used in mathematical discussions on the internet.
Mr Vong: Michael, if the area of a figure is its perimeter divided by lol divided by its radius, what is that figure called?
Michael: A lolygon.
Mr Vong: Correct. You get a gold star.
by Polish Sausage September 13, 2007
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freeway lollygabbing

A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.
Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.

Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.

Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!
by no1sandman November 22, 2014
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Lowlife

A person who purposely trys to bring pain, dysfunction ,chaos or any kind of negative with the intent to try to teach a lesson in some way hoping that it will destroy whatever beauty or strength that a lowlife can not endure.
Only a lowlife would try to take from a friend who had less than he did.
by Goddess of karma January 13, 2022
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Hybrid lowlife

The offspring produced when bigfoot pinned alleycats mom to the only pine tree amongst the redwoods in oregon and had his way with her
by Suka may korncob August 6, 2018
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lollygag

What you experience when, while laying a lip grip on your sweetie's lollypop, you get carried away and try to swallow it.
I couldn't get to sleep with all the lollygagging and other sex sounds coming my x-rated flatmate's room.
by nom de plumb July 11, 2009
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lolly-gag

To goof, to waste time, to procrastinate. mostly said by hipsters and old farts.
stop lolly-gagging and get off that nintendo! you have homework to do!
by la negra May 13, 2005
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