Lobotobrain

Often used to describe one who has undergone a failed Lobotomy.

"Boy that Rosemary Kennedy, what a Lobotobrain she is!"

by WaddlesJr September 25, 2011

lobotofuck

Fucking the hole in someone's head after they've had a lobotomy. Often used similarly to skullfuck.

Dude, I was lobotofucking the hell out of her.

Dude... Ew.

by Tron55000 November 2, 2017

lobot

Anyone who walks around with one of those stupid bluetooth thingies on their ear.

Corey:
"Hey dad, why is that lobot here? Who is going to be calling him here at Denny's at 6:00 in the morning?"

Dad:
"Son you don't understand. Lobot's just want to give everyone else in the room the impression that they're important."

by W.C. Ford December 23, 2006

LOLbotomy

LOL-bot-o-my (lol-BOT-uh-mee)
- noun, plural - mies.

1. When a person does nothing but laugh during a conversation, particularly when involuntary.

2. When a poster on a message board responds only with "lol" or "lirl" in every thread.

1. "Have you talked to Janet today? She won't stop giggling, it's like she had a LOLbotomy or something."

2. "STFU hot_chik69, when did you get a LOLbotomy?"

by Hiroshima, Mon Amour February 16, 2009

liberal lobotomy

The inability to see the self defeating nature of one's own political position.

"Yeah, sure, the MM pundits all really THINK all those profane, irrational, logic-free thoughts (exclusively) but have learned to tone it down for their audience, some of whom actually missed the liberal lobotomy sessions." (actual usage)

by james r. johnson March 28, 2008

Teenage Lobotomy

A teenager who either acts stupid, has a brain fart and acts stupid, acts as is they've had a lobotomy, or acts like Riff Randall: Rock 'N' Roller.

1. After skipping school for three days to be the first in line to buy Ramones tickets...
Principal Togar: Kate, I am really surprised at you. I thought you would serve as a model for the rest of the school, not as an accomplice to delinquency.
Kate: Well, she's my friend.
Principal Togar: A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
Riff: I'm a teenage lobotomy.

2. Guy: Dude, here's the deal, I'm going to go and talk to...
Girl: Hey boys, what's up?
Guy: What's up? So... what was I talking about? I just totally forgot.
Guy 2. Dude, what a teenage lobotomy.

3. Ummmmm, I was like umm, going home today ummm, and I like ummm, saw something and it was like uhhhh, something cool.
That's it? That's all you saw was something that was cool?
Uh huh.
What was it?
Ummmm, I don't know.
You took all that time to tell me something and you don't even know what you were talking about.
Yup.
Wow dude, what a teenage lobotomy.

by We is scientists December 24, 2009

lobotomy

A surgical incision into the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique formerly used to treat certain mental disorders but now rarely performed.

Hannibal Lector gave a lobotomy to Ray Liotta in Hannibal

by Junkyardjimbo88 July 7, 2003