Lolcow 

Someone like Ervin. Laughed at for actions that are meant to be taking seriously but can't be taken seriously.

Ervin got scammed by someone on the other end of the planet, he is a lolcow

Lolcow by Rifq April 23, 2025

Lolcow 

Someone who has big breasts and posts funny memes on X.

"She posted another funny meme on twitter!"
"Wow, she's such a lolcow."

Lolcow by Desyvero June 24, 2025

Lolcow 

Someone you milk for laughs

I saw a video of a woke freak, she's my new lolcow

Lolcow by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 8, 2025

Lolcow Wrangler 

Someone who makes money taking advantage of lolcows.

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.

Lolcow Wrangler by romhack64 January 23, 2023

Lolcow.farm 

Female version of 4chan. Full of delulu radfems and bitter grown women

Rachel: Visited lolcow.farm!
Judith: Piss off, anon.

Lolcow.farm by arse-nal July 8, 2020

Lolcow.farm 

One of the most pathetic sites on the internet. Its pitiful users dedicate hours of their time to gather "dirt" on any famous person or celebrity. It's extremely tragic the amount of effort and focus that gets put into trying to cancel people.

"Did you see that post on Lolcow.farm????"
"Oh god, I would never step foot into that cesspool"

Lolcow.farm by grungygeck00000 April 17, 2022

Lolcow Super 

A lolcow(s) with a high resilience of immunity built in their bodies to resist diseases and body pain.

Christian Weston Chandler is a Lolcow Super.

Lolcow Super by Lolcow Doctor October 9, 2022