Lagerrhea

The shits one gets from drinking too many lagers (ie: Yeungling, etc.)

I had a wicked case of lagerrhea after the annual pub crawl.

by kinks77 March 14, 2010

Loggerhead

To curl out a turd (or a 'log' as it's sometimes known) on an unsuspecting victim's head. The loggerhead is best achieved when said victim is asleep.

''While sandra was asleep, her boyfriend Joe, did gone and gave her a big ol' loggerhead.''

''What's a loggerhead?''

''I'm glad you asked. It's basically shitting on someones forehead''

''Well this has been educational. Thanks!''

''You're extremely welcome, Betty.''

or...

''God, Sandra is such a cunt sometimes!''

''I agree, Joe. Shall we give her a loggerhead as punishment?''

''Yes. Then we should steal from her.''

by dontuseyourrealnamejeff February 12, 2013

Logarrhea

A large amount of data being dumped into a computer's logs. Often this data is spurious and of poor quality, and hides the valuable information amongst the crap.

I was running apt-get and my screen was filled with logarrhea. I couldn't even tell if it worked or not.

by Davino August 21, 2008

Loggerhead

A penis, a large member, a trouser snake. Leana is a non believer but the word loggerhead is as old as time itself.

How about taking a pull off the big loggerhead that I'm smuggling in my drawers.

by Jimmy Jam Johnson August 31, 2018

blogorrhea

Writing a blog while highly intoxicated. Therefore, spilling your guts, all your secrets, and naming all the people you hate in the world.

Last night I had blogorrhea after I got home from the bar. When I woke up in the morning I realized it was too late, it had been read and could not be taken back.

by Cassandra H December 14, 2008

loggerhead

1) a really stupid person.
2) The head of a turtle

He's a loggerhead this morning

by EJ March 4, 2005

lonerrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged frequently and in liquid form resulting from the feeling of loneliness. Primary lonerreah can occur in acute and chronic form and stems from the anxiety and irrational fear of remaining forever single. Flare ups most commonly occur in the evening and on holidays such as Valentine's Day and New Years Eve.

She missed the new years eve party due to a sudden episode of lonerrhea.

by Chloéé December 18, 2021