Steam Locomotive

The most amazing, mesmerising, epic and one of the most British things

“I just saw a steam locomotive go past!”

by T34main October 11, 2019

Locomotive

Loco comes from the spanish word Insane; crazy or whom's mental abilities are questioned.

Thus, Locomotive means the true motives on which that deranged person is acting the way he/she is.

Yikes; I was not aware of his Locomotives.

by K/P November 18, 2009

Locomotive

A sexual act much like the beloved Tugboat. In this version, you are required to pull your partner's penis straight forward while leading them around the room and blowing cigarette smoke circles in the air. Exclaiming "Choo-Choo" loudly and dressing as a train conductor are both optional.

"I'm sore today, Danielle wanted to do the Locomotive last night. Let's just say it was an express train. Ouch."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Homosexual Locomotive

A gay man or woman who enjoys trains being pulled on them by people of the same sex. Not to be confused with orgy.

I went to my lesbian lover's crib lastnight, only to walk in on a huge dildo train. She is such a homosexual locomotive!

by Carrah Doll January 9, 2009

temporal locomotive anarchism

A political doctrine expressing the present and temporary disdain for the crazy motives of politicians and the populace in general, stemming from the words temporal ("pertaining to the present time"), locomotive (loco, "crazy" + motive, "personal incentive"), and anarchism ("doctrine urging the abolition of government").

I believe in temporal locomotive anarchism. I don't hate politics, I just hate the way they are now.

by Lobbying for Tomorrow May 8, 2010

locomotive

A person of significant ability to lead and make progress; intrinsic motivation and performance that creates unquestionable succes.

The company CEO is a locomotive; he is unstoppable and guaranteed to move the company forward.

by Dr. EGM August 30, 2016

LOCOMOTIVE BREATH

YOUR BREATH AFTER PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A FEMALE WHO HAS JUST PULLED A TRAIN OF MEN. THE FOUL ODOR IS CAUSED BY THE SEMEN AND SWEAT LEFT ON OR AROUND THE VAGINA BY SUCH AN ACT.

MAN!! BRO!! DUDE!! YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE EATEN THAT BITCHES PUSSY AFTER SHE PULLED THAT TRAIN FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS, YOU GOT THE LOCOMOTIVE BREATH BAD!!!!

by SATAN'S INFIDEL September 28, 2018