lockout

A map in the popular shooter Halo 2 that usually involves lots of falling of edges, lots of cursing, and usually only played because that one douchebag at the LAN party won't shutup until he can play it.

"Can we play lockout yet????"
"Fine...."
*sighs from everyone in the room*

by MasterSheep November 13, 2005

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 22, 2011

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

Lockout ass

A lockout ass is someone who knows how to get the party started. Whether it’s sitting in a PTA meeting, brunch with the boss or flying through a patch of turbulence, a lockout ass knows how to make anything seem fun. A lockout ass rsvp will take that party from a 7 to a 10!

Make sure to put Randy between my parents for the reception, he’s such a lockout ass!

by Randy Travis February 7, 2023

Calendar Lockout

When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.

Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.

I guess you had a calendar lockout this year

by Swagglord August 11, 2012

Non-Admin Lockout

I did that a while ago yes. It doesn't unlock. .

Hym "The Non-admin lockout was a while ago. But whoever is listening is aware that it happened so whatever superordinacy they appeared to have is gone. It won't ever return. And the anti-theft will run until the 3 factor verification is met."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025