by B-Drac November 15, 2003
Get the loch ness monstermug. A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)
by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009
Get the loch ness monstermug. An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.
The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.
The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.
I think I just sighted the Loch Ness Monster in the bathroom.
Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?
Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?
by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug. When one completes a bowel movement that is of such a length that one end extends above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl resembling the ubiquitous grainy photo of the mythical Scottish Leviathan.
I just ate 90 chicken wings. I bet you twenty dollars that tomorrow's morning dump will be a chocolate Loch-Ness.
by shitty wizard March 14, 2011
Get the Chocolate Loch-Nessmug. by sukebe November 10, 2008
Get the loch nessmug. The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God
Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God
Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"
by Zak Hill May 7, 2008
Get the loch ness monstermug. The Loch Ness Monster is a winged creature that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands.
Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.
Often referred to as 'nessy'.
Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.
Often referred to as 'nessy'.
by nessy2 March 20, 2011
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug.