Lobstering

When a person becomes red in the face from taking of some kind of drug...or drinking too much...

Hey dude...your Lobstering hardcore!!!

Shit man...I'm Lobstering man

by Dookz September 15, 2007

lobsterman

wrestler Jeff Costa od Nashua NH Presidential Candidate Crustacian Party
alll around nice guy

Lobsterman kicks tail

by Bob March 25, 2005

Lobsterectomy

To relieve someone of the lobster in their vagina to make them less of a bitch.

Mrs. Williams needs a lobsterectomy.

by dsfhalfduhalsu4596ighopit0- July 16, 2010

Lobstergate

A public reaction from an observation by world famous astrologer Chris Brennan that some artists randomly substitute the zodiac sign cancer with a lobster. The Cancer constellation is shaped like a crab, and its symbolism is lost as a lobster. This caused much reaction in early 2019.

Jimmy: Are you tired of lobstergate yet?

Gary: I am but it bothers me to see people believing that lobsters and crabs are the same animals.

by Jimyee97 February 28, 2019

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

lobstered

to get beaten badly in a game or sport.Or to get pinched or hit by a lobster

1.Dude,that noob got lobstered.
2.dang i got lobstered by that lobster

by Alex Gonzalez September 22, 2005

Lobstering

Something our sleep-deprived Tubbo said in a Ranboo stream

Tubbo: I'm gonna start withholding lobstering from you

Ranboo: What does that even mean???

by Yuri_loves_pens June 22, 2021