LOB

UK Police abbreviation meaning 'Load Of Bollocks' which can be used in front of the public without causing offence.

"Cancel that back up, this pub fight is an LOB"

by Lajopi 292 December 4, 2007

Lob

Love over bitches

Mike :Hey issac did you hookup with that girl last night?

Issac: Nah man Lob

by it aint zat December 6, 2020

Lob

A term that doesent really mean anything but is completetly based on the context the word is used. The options are endless, but differ in lobness

Examples of using the word in different contexts:

Disaproval:
Dude 1: "You are lobbing right now"
Dude 2: "Dude, no lob"

Expressing admiration:
Dude 1: "Brooo, Big lob!"
Dude 2: "Thank you."

When it sucks to suck?
Dude 1: "Dude, no lob..."
Dude 2: "Sucks to suck."

by Bolber Jahid November 15, 2021

lob

My friend nick says a "lob on" is a hard on, i dunno where the hell he got that from though. This spawned the use of lob which means your dick (according to nick)

"switch to playboy and ill get my/a lob on"

by Jack Cassidy April 7, 2005

LOB

IT'S SHORT FOR LOBSTER.IN RICHMOND VA PROBABLY IN OTHER CITY'S AND STATES ITS WHAT WE CALL A GOOD BUT REGULAR BRAND OF A TYPE OF WEED

Hey bruh you got some more of that LOB on ya?

by JuneBoom June 8, 2017

lob

The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).

In conversation - " I freed my lazy lob and thrapped her around the face".

by Tim K April 23, 2006

lob

a post ejaculation, semi flacid penis

"the doorbell went and theres me with a king size lob on"

by minty moggy May 15, 2003