LOD(Lack Of Dick), also known as LODS(Lack of Dick Syndrome), is a medical disorder affecting around 21.3% females. The disorder stems from many females struggling to find a substainable supply of dick(BF), hence the name LOD(Lack Of Dick)
One of the only know cures, as of June 2020, is male patients withNCHS(No Coochie havin' Syndrome). Other cures are, sexual toys designed for females; dildos, vibrators, etc.
One of the only know cures, as of June 2020, is male patients withNCHS(No Coochie havin' Syndrome). Other cures are, sexual toys designed for females; dildos, vibrators, etc.
Chick 1: Girl i am seriously struggling with finding a boyfriend. I think I have LOD
Chick 2: You gotta find youself a boy with NCHS
Chick 2: You gotta find youself a boy with NCHS
by unpopularfriendforsomereason June 8, 2020
Get the LODmug. A truck that contains a wench, which, when attached to stationary object via hook, can prevent said truck from falling to its destruction in a canyon. Developed by Tony Haga and documented in the movie "The Lod".
"The Lod" is the best movie ever
or
Good thing the Lod allowed that truck to survive a near-fatal drop into a canyon and/or creek!
or
Good thing the Lod allowed that truck to survive a near-fatal drop into a canyon and/or creek!
by TC Wong August 8, 2003
Get the lodmug. Dictionary definition for 'Lod'
'When a group of lads go on tour they become lodz. They consume alcohol and get into fights; they're solid and should be avoided if you encounter them in groups. Often led by a smaller male, who knocks people the fuck out'
–noun
...1.
A lad on tour.
2.
Informal . a familiar or affectionate term of address for a man; chap.
Origin:
1250–1300; Polish lodde < ?; compare late Old English Lodda
—Related forms
lod·dish, adjective
lod·hood, noun <(where the lods mass to)
'When a group of lads go on tour they become lodz. They consume alcohol and get into fights; they're solid and should be avoided if you encounter them in groups. Often led by a smaller male, who knocks people the fuck out'
–noun
...1.
A lad on tour.
2.
Informal . a familiar or affectionate term of address for a man; chap.
Origin:
1250–1300; Polish lodde < ?; compare late Old English Lodda
—Related forms
lod·dish, adjective
lod·hood, noun <(where the lods mass to)
Lod 1. 'If this guy keeps bumping into me i'm going to punch him in the face until his eye's melt.'
Lod 2 (speaking on behalf of all the other lodz in the group)
'I don't blame you, he's a douche'.
*Guy bumps into Lod 1*
Lod 1 throws punch, the rest of the Lodz decend onto Guy, a flurry of fists, vengence in the form of complete violence ensues.
Lod 1 'We fucking showed him'
Lod 2 'Can't mess with the Lodz'
Lod 2 (speaking on behalf of all the other lodz in the group)
'I don't blame you, he's a douche'.
*Guy bumps into Lod 1*
Lod 1 throws punch, the rest of the Lodz decend onto Guy, a flurry of fists, vengence in the form of complete violence ensues.
Lod 1 'We fucking showed him'
Lod 2 'Can't mess with the Lodz'
by Artski May 8, 2011
Get the Lodmug. Mark: "Hey, Chad, do you see that white kid over there watching anime on his phone for the plot?"
Chad: "Yeah dude. Fuck him, he's a lod."
"ur mum a lod, she a ucker sket xd"
Chad: "Yeah dude. Fuck him, he's a lod."
"ur mum a lod, she a ucker sket xd"
by eternalsadness May 10, 2018
Get the lodmug. An abbreviation of the phrase "Lord God" most often used by televangelists with ridiculously thick southern accents.
Blessed Be the Lod Almighty.
by WE Jong August 11, 2003
Get the lodmug. by DummyCurly June 15, 2022
Get the Lodsmug.