LMAO

Lmao (in text messages) usually stands for laughing my ass off.

Person1:OMG did u see how mr Pierson slipped today

Person2:yeah lmao

by Certi_kinnggzzzz January 28, 2019

lmao

Laughing My Ass Off

Beth said "lmao" when Jason revealed his miniature testicles.

by Rob March 14, 2003

no lmao

When you're name is Bryan Lemus and you ask out a girl and she says "no lmao" aka she doesn't like you dawg, you are fucked.

Juan "Would you ever wife up Bryan Lemus?"
Dulce "no lmao"

by FranklinPham February 14, 2018

LMAO

Stands for 'laughing my ass off', but usually when people type this they're emotionlessly staring at their phone screen with no laughing intentions at all.

'omg that's so funny'
'yeah yeah, lmao totally'

by gotsacrilege May 20, 2022

LMAO

Lettuce mayonnaise and onions.

Commonly used while ordering food.

McDonald's worker: can I take your order

Jeremy: double cheeze burger with LMAO

McDonald's worker: whats funny

by Bebby_b July 21, 2019

lmao

lick my ass onii-chan

female usually says during intercourse in hentai : lmao

by uwu cultist December 25, 2020

lmao

Lick my ass onii-chan

girl: onii-chan can you help me?
boy: nah im too tired
girl: lmao, now!
boy: ok if you insist

by Notin7 March 31, 2021