Longcroft School

A place where happiness dies and dreams are crushed into a million tiny fractals of what was once a happy child's aspirations for the future. Comments will be issued for such dastardly offences as: Forgetting your rubber, chewing gum, and god-forbidden defiance. Comments will not be issued for: Hotboxing the boy's toilets, Yeeting a chair at a supply teacher, bringing in offensive weapons, being a general dick.

"Wow, isn't Longcroft School the worst school in the East Riding of Yorkshire!"

by Anonymous Specimen March 21, 2019

Madicus Long

An alias, like Heywood Jablome or Mike Hunt, that can be given to the ladies.

Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.

by Linda's Boyfriend December 24, 2008

longcat

A long, white cat that's popular throughout /b/tards and the /b/ board. Usually photoshopped into funny pictures.

longcat is LOOOOOOONG

by BIG M-SLICE September 17, 2006

So long gay Bowser

When you grab someone by an appendage, spin them around, and then yeet them off into the distance.

He tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm and So long gay Bowser'ed him into a wall

by Red Sun June 6, 2019

jack leong

A term used to describe a person with an unusually shifty moustache, deep radio laugh and a tendency to awkwardly stumble through life, deeply engaged in EDM and other pursuits.

Guy 1: "Long Schlong Jack Leong is doing his radio laugh again!"
Guy 2: "Where? I love the sound of his silky voice?"

by LEONG May 28, 2014

Long day

It means bad luck/peak/ too bad

Boy 1: Ah shit mum told me to take the chicken out the freezer and I forgot

Boy 2: yh long day brudda

by Cooooolkid101 September 9, 2020

Long snapping

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion

Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."

by RubLox November 5, 2016