Dickhead Lizzard

A person or group of people that are affected by the sun. For some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant assholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.

The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.

Dickhead Lizzard - "aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!"

Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"

by Dove For Men Deoderant. May 11, 2011

Lizzard Teats

Blizzard Treats at Dairy Queen

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"

by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009

Lizzard Sniffer

person who likes to smell reptile like penis

I got the herpes and now all these lizzard sniffers are after me!

by the junk puncher April 30, 2009

lizzard man

The Way You Feel Before Coming. It is also often used When You feel Turned On By Bald Men with tatoos on their heads.

Yeah, I wanna come, whooooo im the lizzard man, lets do the matrix.

by Oli Sykes May 1, 2008

Border lizzard

Primarily referring to a Mexican illegal but can be any Central and South American. Offensive, early slang. Originally derived from Tijuana, San Diego area in the 1950's to describe vagrant Mexicans hanging around border crossings and any entering America illegally.

Another border lizzard over there.

by Carlo D March 4, 2011

Lizzard

When a guy or gal has L rizz.

Damn, that guy is a lizzard. He just made half the hoes at the function leave.

by trendSetter6969 December 8, 2022

Lizzard Balls

When one uses a vasectomy appointment as an excuse to get out of obligations multiple times in a short period. They seem to keep growing back, similar to a lizard re-growing extremities.

He must have Lizzard Balls, this is his third vasectomy in two months.

by deaddeadsjjjdfu May 19, 2019