Stanky Lizzard

one who reeks of betrayal; one who betrays, backstabs, and or is straight up trippin. Quick and slippery under the gaze of truth. Full of lies and deceit. An oppressive reptile, often shunning invlovement to mask their selfishness. The stanky lizzard often has questionable morales, and seldom follows through on life.

Friend 1: "I don't have time to play Call of Duty. I'm sooo tired and need to do homework."
Friend 2: "Breh, lies! You being a stanky lizzard in this mug right meow!"

Chuck: "I thought you and her were gonna hang out today."
Tim: "Nah breh, she was a pretty stanky lizzard."

by Trip M's in Corbett September 29, 2011

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Bleeding the lizzard

Taking a piss.

Look at that! All three of us bleeding the lizzard.

by vneckfalcon March 26, 2011

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John Lizzard

A name for a angry Lizard who just wants to make your day a living hell

fuck its a John Lizzard

by Iamveryannoying November 4, 2020

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bleed the lizzard

piss, pee, urinate. only used for guys

"Hold on, dude. i gotta bleed the lizzard"

by Gabe Watson June 11, 2005

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piss lizzard

A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.

*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.

by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015

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pit lizzard

a female, usualy in her 20's to early 30s roaming the garage area or pits at a NASCAR event hoping to hook up with a driver. Possibly even a crew memeber.

Dale Jr's ex, Kortnie Coles is a pit lizzard.

by stephliana August 30, 2007

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Dickhead Lizzard

A person or group of people that are affected by the sun. For some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant assholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.

The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.

Dickhead Lizzard - "aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!"

Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"

by Dove For Men Deoderant. May 11, 2011

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