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Lithuanian Pillow Fight

A fight, where you use bottles instead of pillows to knock down your opponent. Normally happening in a bar or pub. Usually there will be only one winner, the last person standing in the room. There are rumours that it is an old lithuanina tradition, sometimes still executed in the lithuanian countryside.
"Hey, what happend to your face?" "I was in a Lithuanian Pillow Fight last night."

"Watch your mouth or we will soon have Lithuanian Pillow Fight in here!"
by SirJoe March 29, 2010
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Lithuanian Hot Pocket

A Lithuanian Hot Pocket is when you ask a Lithuanian which part of Russia Lithuania is in, and then turn around so they can shove their fist up your ass.
"Dude, I was craving some fisting action, so I had a Lithuanian Hot Pocket!"
by The Booty Train Conductor January 16, 2018
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Lithuanian fat hand

When you’ve spent too long fisting your Lithuanian girlfriends ass that your hand swells up and you have to blame it on a giant mosquito
Gus was fisting his misses all Saturday he came down with a serious case of Lithuanian fat hand.
by Gus the fister June 29, 2020
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the lithuanian flute

When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".
Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.
by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018
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Lithuanian Dipstick

When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period. You dip your dick in, pull out and sign your name on her forehead in cursive.
I gave my wife a Lithuanian Dipstick last night.
by Talon66 July 3, 2022
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Lithuanian Smoothie

An excessive amount of thick white cum. Usually of the human kind.
I gave my teacher a Lithuanian smoothie for the end of year special.
by that dude09lol May 25, 2019
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Lithuanian Breath Mint

When you cum in her vagina and she queefs it back into your mouth.
Friday night was weird. She gave me a Lithuanian Breath Mint.
by SurveyNinja August 22, 2019
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