Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.
by Arnobrekr August 9, 2012
Get the bitch listener mug.People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013
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Sara: What's your favorite music artist?
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.
by catpiss69 November 24, 2021
Get the mitski listener mug.Someone that hears only what they want to hear.
Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.
Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.
Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
You: "Can you tell me what format of longitude/ latitude this GPS device stores its locations?"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"
Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"
Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"
by Brendan Roche, Ireland January 17, 2008
Get the Negative Listener mug.1.One that gets their ear talked off by a subject that they could care less about, therefore, they pretend to listen by using certain words that make it sound like they're listening but in fact they are not paying attention at all.
2.Someone who spends their life in their own little world and just grasps one or two words from a conversation to throw back so people actually think they were listening. They actually have no idea what anyone was talking about nor do they care.
2.Someone who spends their life in their own little world and just grasps one or two words from a conversation to throw back so people actually think they were listening. They actually have no idea what anyone was talking about nor do they care.
Guy/Girl says: "I'm so glad that I got to talk to you right now because there are so many thing that you must hear about in my life right now."
Non-listener guy/girl says: " Mmm Hmm Mmm Hmm I Understand.
Girl/Guy says: " Do you really."
Non-listener guy/girl says: "I think I do"
Non-listener guy/girl says: " Mmm Hmm Mmm Hmm I Understand.
Girl/Guy says: " Do you really."
Non-listener guy/girl says: "I think I do"
by Quimmy650 August 22, 2009
Get the non-listener mug.when you tell someone something, they acknowledge they hear you, and don’t do it or do the opposite. it’s not that they don’t care or hate you, you just can’t get your point across to them so you have to dumb it down.
by lmao_adam July 13, 2021
Get the hard listener mug.A person who may not understand what you're describing, but explaining a complex issue to them helps you better understand the problem, and therefore find a solution.
Although Jane does not know anything about machine learning she is happy to be John's designated listener when he describes the programming interface problems he is having with CHATGPT. In the process he was able to identify that he was using the wrong model/engine.
by toohip March 11, 2023
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