linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019

Emotionally Vulnerable LinkedIn Girl

Someone who is still discovering themselves or their sexuality and who is easily taken advantage of.

June was messaging that emotionally vulnerable linkedin girl again, she must be really desparate

by justspitballing November 5, 2022

LinkedIners

Those who have joined the LinkedIn social media connection network. LinkedIn

I just submitted another post for all my fellow LinkedIners to "like"!

by li'l doggs July 1, 2020

LinkedIn Feels

Sad feelings about careers, jobs, and other people flexing their success, similar to the snobbish posts that make you feel bad about yourself on LinkedIn.

Bro, I don't want LinkedIn feels when we meet to party; let's talk about something else.

by outlawwords September 16, 2023

No Arthur does not have linkedin

This means that you can search for his name on LinkedIn but you won't find any user that is or has a connection to Arthur.

Pieter: Does Arthur have LinkedIn?
Hendrik: No Arthur does not have linkedin

by arur July 2, 2023

Linkedin Blower

A person (usually with a fancy title) who feels the need to comment, share, & post on their profile or feed 24/7. Usually on people who are their subordinates or lower peers. Very common on people who share a promotion. These comments are like “I am so proud and love seeing you climb the ladder” “Welcome to our team” “watching you grow on your journey is exciting keep up the hard work”

Omg Taylor our CFO was on Linkedin congratulating our intern who just got promoted to file cabinet cleaner, and he posted it on linked in. She’s a such a Linkedin Blower…Taylor said

“Congrats Richie..Keep up the hard work! I remember when you interned for me, those files cabinets are lucky to have you”

by drswipe007 September 5, 2023

LinkedIn

A space on the internet where people who are genuinely part of what’s wrong with the world go and shitpost about their careers

Did you see Andy Byron’s LinkedIn post about what his affair with the HR lady taught him about B2B sales? Soooo inspiring, bro

by bm_57 July 17, 2025