Limpy Long Cockin

“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.

Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip

Stacy one: Did you finally hang with chad last night👀?!

Stacy two: Yeah omg he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!

by MogeSauce April 16, 2022

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who sucks their own poop off a pole while dressed in drag.

Gee, that Limpy Wristed Fag is a contestant on the Ru Paul show.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

limpy card

limpy is a term of consent, if you give someone a limpy card, you essentially just saying, hey do whatever you want with me and my body I
don't care.

Hey I love you soo much, can I have your limpy card??

by Duckyioi May 14, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is expanded and all rounded out via a butt pirate.

Gee, that limpy wristed fag has a big cornhole. His farts play bass.

by Mr. Homophobia August 1, 2023

Limpy

To stick a limp phallus into an anus, and the receiver of the phallus will squeeze the phallus until it’s hard and ejaculates.

Matt got a limpy by little Jason. He barely felt it at first.

by Philip miasso September 24, 2023

Limpy

This will happen when a man takes a medicine that will not let him get a boner it will be a limpy penis

You can not satisfy me with a limpy penis

by Chunkiechula July 11, 2021

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who has an unnatural affection for the intake of poop through their mouth by sucking on a Butt Pirates Pole which has their own poop on it.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop in his mouth and it is dripping down his throat. I think it is unnatural. It is perfectly natural to squeeze one out and pinch and wiggle your butt cheeks while doing it. It not natural to intake poop.

by Mr. Homophobia June 18, 2023