Limpdiculous

Golf putt that is hit so weakly its like the golf ball is hit with a limp noodle.

That limpdiculous putt was hit so weak and short it had a zero chance of getting near the hole!

by U da Man! February 18, 2023

limplicit

nickname for one whose intake of alcohol results in not being able to pump blood into the air cavities of the penis
see parker baird

2/13/04-present...Limplicit 4 Life

by c-red February 20, 2004

Limpdick Hat

A slouchie beanie or slouched hat that is notorious to hipsters and douches. It looks like a limp dick.

"Ew, that guy with the limpdick hat is totally hitting on Becky even though she already told him she has a boyfriend."

by KatieN April 13, 2012

Limpdick Hat

The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).

"That douche with the limpdick hat keeps trying to get in Becky's pants."

by PomegranateKatie March 2, 2012

Limpdick

Your dick is limp

Kanye west had a limpdick

by Sirfucksalot666 July 24, 2018

limpdickositous

Limpdickostous is a disorder wher no matter how hard a man tries his penis stays limp as a noodle with the only chance of a stiffy would come from watching reruns of American Gladiators.

I can’t believe Wilfong has cum down with limpdickositous.

by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

limpdickhippiequeer

A man also known as your ex who left you for some ugly tramp with a shitty personality. Most is these ex’s are hockey players with smaller dicks than a fucking rat. All should jump off a bridge to the fiery pits of Lucifer.

“Who is that?”
“That’s a Limpdickhippiequeer”

by Thatsmartbitch666 March 6, 2023