by DOMINIQUE July 17, 2004
Get the liger mug.A Luke Leger is a man anyone would be lucky to have in their life. He pays close attention to detail in all aspects of life, which may sound odd, but he uses this intellect to surprise you with the most amazing & thoughtful things that never fail to bring a smile to your face and heart. He is a man of his word, extremely patient , understanding and will never let you down (undeservingly). He would do anything for the ones that mean most to him. He will continuously surprise you in greater and more amazing ways than the last... Luke leger is the only man you would need to keep you on your toes with excitement life an beyond, and by beyond we mean: Luke Leger can eat a pussy like a god like you have never imagined could exist before! =)
Luke Leger is a true man you want to keep close to your heart forever...
Luke Leger is a true man you want to keep close to your heart forever...
Burnette: "Damn, my man is so lame he forgot my birthday and been creeping."
Blonde: "Well Find yourself a Luke Leger, He'd never do you wrong."
Burnette: "where would I find that?"
Blonde: " In your dreams..."
Blonde: "Well Find yourself a Luke Leger, He'd never do you wrong."
Burnette: "where would I find that?"
Blonde: " In your dreams..."
by DubCakes May 19, 2014
Get the luke leger mug.The smell of a sinister fart, long after it was released from the bowels of its purgatorial last resting place. So potent is a linger wraith that it can cling to a man's nose hairs on a rooftop in a strong wind for more than 2 hours! A linger wraith was said to have been so powerful, that after being released from its bondage in King Tut's Tomb, it still roams the earth to this very day unable to dissipate into rarity and is still claiming unsuspecting victims in every corner of the world. Clearly it's existence is a supernatural phenomenon.
victim: "Whoa the linger wraith from that incident at Taco Bell still haunts this room...!"
perpetrator: "yeah, I cut that one over four days ago!"
victim: "...Funny, how it seems to only to return in your presence and fade in you absence..."
perp: "...uh, yeah... pretty funny..."
perpetrator: "yeah, I cut that one over four days ago!"
victim: "...Funny, how it seems to only to return in your presence and fade in you absence..."
perp: "...uh, yeah... pretty funny..."
by Doc Awesome3 November 28, 2010
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by Y0mi May 21, 2017
Get the Gold Liger mug.1. A true genius. In the 18th century, great attention was afforded by leegers as people were enamored by their talent and wisdom. It was in this period, the word beleaguered came to be known as the feeling one gets when in the presence of a leeger.
2. Out of your league.
3. One who loves Big League Chew.
2. Out of your league.
3. One who loves Big League Chew.
Dude, I've been working on that problem for three weeks, and you came here and solved it in five minutes!!! Fuckin' Leeger!!!
by paulito de basterd March 26, 2010
Get the leeger mug.A type of fart, usually wet, that tends to have a stronger and longer lasting stink to it than a normal fart, and can even seem to "follow" one around.
Sarah came by my department at work today and almost threw up when she smelled the lingerer I had ripped almost 5 minutes before she arrived.
by pizzatastesgoodinmymouth69 November 25, 2013
Get the lingerer mug.by Bubz27 May 29, 2008
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