libertarianism 

The political philosophy of the Founding Fathers. The original philosophy of the Republican Party which has somehow morphed into the abomination it is today. Small government, free trade. Pretty much everything the Republican Party would like you to believe they are but aren't.

Ron Paul is a libertarian, but since the libertarian party can't get enough momentum, he tried to run as a republican. But since modern day neo-conservatives are too stupid to see the libertarianism America came from he did not become president.

libertarianism by shknerth August 7, 2010

Libertarianism 

1.)Anarchy for rich people.

2.) What every High School dropout in the suburbs believes to follow.

3.) Like most political philosophies, it has it's faults.

4.) Left wingers who don't like to spend money.

High School Dropout: Libertarianism is the true path to total freedom!

Apathetic Normal Person: Then how comes you guys have yet to get elected into the white house?

Libertarianism by Danny Danger July 12, 2010

libertarianism 

Modern philosophy of government closley resembling Classic Liberalism, a philosophy of government which stresses liberties (economic and civil).

Libertarianism is a term for a philosophy that promotes liberty, i.e. freedom, which includes the civil freedoms to be prejudice, greedy, hateful, ect., and the economic freedom to be rich, buy anything, sell anything, have total rights over all private property. Thus Libertarianism CANNOT, BY DEFINITION, be socialism.

Libertarianism is the absolute most ethical form of government, specifically because it allows individuals to believe and practice what ever they want, such as live in exclusive socialist communities. Capitolism is not an economic system; it is the lack thereof, thus allowing any group of people to do anything to which the included people consent. This is unlike socialism, which requires everyone to participate, even if it is against that individual's will.

Lets review:
Libertarianism = good.
Socialism = bad.

Any questions?

libertarianism by CapitolistPig July 19, 2005

libertarianism 

Along with anarchism, one of two ideologies that teenagers adopt in high school before growing older and smarter.

Matt just checked out an Ayn Rand book from the library. I'm afraid he's beginning his libertarianism phase.

libertarianism by MTukansa December 28, 2020

Civic Libertarianism 

Civil libertarianism is a strain of political thought that supports civil liberties, or which emphasizes the supremacy of individual rights and personal freedoms over and against any kind of authority (such as a state, a corporation, social norms imposed through peer pressure and so on). Civil libertarianism is not a complete ideology—rather, it is a collection of views on the specific issues of civil liberties and civil rights.

Person 1 || "Yeah I'm more of on the side of Civic Libertarianism on social issues."
Person 2 || "Yeah, Free Speech Absolutism is pretty cool."
Person 1 || "Anyways, wanna get some edibles?"

Civic Libertarianism by Frisnu March 7, 2021

Liberaltiarianism 

First of all, do not get this confused with Liberty, for it is EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE!
Secondly, Liberals suck. Just had to lay some basic guidelines for the definition.

The thought of being an open-minded asshole that thinks too independently about such politicol matters.

Obama believes in Liberaltiarianism, which makes him a cock-sucking douche-bag cunt-muffin who should resign immediately.

Hey Kris do you believe in Liberaltiarianism?
Hell no! Do I look like stupid ass left-winged dick to you? What kind of fuck-faced retard do you think I am?

Liberaltiarianism by Presariov5000 April 24, 2009

Libertarianism 

An oxymoron. Just like so called "Centrists", Internationalists or "Humanists". And other political pseudo-intellectuals.

Libertarians actually closeted Communists; but try to make it look like they are in-between, they believe in almost the same social dogma as Marxism; only difference is Communism equals strong government. Libertarians may believe in tolerance of homosexuals, feminism and Muslims. All this is funny; because lots of them claim to be Agnostics - and do not realize Islam is totalitarian institution; plus ... Muslims, just like Christians hate/despise homosexuals in the first place.

(Also American Constitution was NOT Libertarian. It was an advocation of Tribalism & an Agrarian state. (anti-Western world.)

Libertarianism is form of subtle Marxism in disguise as small government. Someone here said they were a former Republican who became Libertarian after they fully understood the Constitution ... As a professional I really had to laugh because the only thing that Libertarianism ideology & American Constitution advocated was small to almost no government ... They (founding fathers) never said anything i.e. about homosexuality, feminism, or practicing Islam & etc. (You could say "well, back in the 1700s these times were different." By this logic; that would be assuming the founding fathers also advocated pedophilia or murder ... And I don't think they did.)

(Libertarians are Marxists because they believe in the state. That's why it's an oxymoron.)

Libertarians do not realize it is human nature to have flaws or want to be above others. (It's just our minds.) If there was ever utopia things like jealousy, guilt, fear, embarrassment, pain, pleasure, anger, sadness, happiness & other natural emotions would no longer exist. (because everyone would be too comfortable & satisfied. Which is exact opposite of pure human nature/natural selection.)

(Some people- especially Ayn Rand, see Nietzsche as an influence to their philosophy. (especially Capitalism) Funny; because Nietzsche was NOT in anyway Libertarian. He was also NOT Nazi or Communist; as he believed in total abolition of the state. (He was very much against Democracy/Western civilization; and was for a Natural state/Agrarian, much like founding fathers of the USA.)

(Side note- Nietzsche would abhor Capitalism & see it as a form of life-denial & completely against his philosophy of self-mastery.)

(Nietzsche wasn't Nihilist. He was an Agnostic, or perspectivist. He could not use the word Agnostic because it wasn't defined yet in late 1800s & another philosopher came up with the term. ("Agnosticism") Nietzsche just called his"perspectivism". )

Libertarianism cant work; and will only lead to weakened structure (everyone is "equal" which will turn into disorder/chaos because of greedy humans) It is a laughable philosophy and will only backfire like communism)

It should also be noted that the founding fathers did not want Political parties whatsoever.

Libertarianism by Abraham's Adversary April 19, 2018