the blind leading the blind

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.

Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

by thenastybutler February 4, 2010

Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.

John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."

by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011

Leading cadet

Runs around in circles and are slightly co ordinated. Easily tempted by chocolate, and simple to bribe, and are extremely viscious when told there is no chocolate, have tendancies to require very simple words when being given tasks. Experts in broom handling. Approch with caution the smell is toxic.

LOOK OUT ITS A LEADING CADET

by Riftaz11 September 16, 2012

leading zero

When something or someone is rendered useless, no good, or bad.

In mathematics:
This 0 (the leading zero) in the number 09 does not make it greater than just 9, because it's for aesthetic/formatting so it's actually useless.

"Hey Mike how was my cheat sheet?, did it worked for you in your open-note test?" ...
"Na dude your shit was literally fucking leading zero."

by Fuch naut November 18, 2019

Lerding

Lacking; the act of lacking (a.k.a. someone who is a lerder).

Thomas was detected lerding when I took a photo of him yawning.

by Lerding Inc July 14, 2021

Ms Leading

Ms Leading is the most amazing woman you will ever meet, she is beautiful, smart and funny however she has a past - full of misery and pain. For this she can be hard to be around. Her past is full of 'immoral services' and doing unfavourable things for money

I just met this new girl although shes a bit of a Ms Leading I don't think I can handle all that baggage

by Fabulous Ms Terri April 22, 2015

Ledina

A wonderful women with strong personnality. Green glary eyes full of hope and mysticism, rare and shiningly demanding. Beautiful smile, as a reflection of her pure, golden soul. She stores childish love inside herself, but in the meantime can be very strong, ironical and fairly witch-like to the ones who challenge her bounds. Funny and unpredictable, she can read your mood in a simple regard. Special, and unique, just like her name. Inspirational hero to all the ones who are lucky to have her in their lives!

You've been such a Ledina lately.
There ain't nobody like Ledina.
You got this shining, investigating eyes, just like Ledina.
Ledina must be an irresistible movie star.

by Magic! January 8, 2020