lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.

Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.

lesbian seatbelt by bigbootynoel March 15, 2020

Disaster lesbian

A lesbian who simply cannot function or speak properly around their female crush. They may often find themselves to be a mess at the mere sight of a cute girl.

I can't stop thinking about her. God, why am I such a disaster lesbian?

Disaster lesbian by girlsaregreat February 7, 2019

Hey Mamas Lesbian 

A type of lesbian that wears a top knot, has an undercut, wears a tight nike sports bra, and says the phrase "Hey Mamas"

A.G Mcdaniels is a hey mamas lesbian

Hey Mamas Lesbian by anonymous November 11, 2020

Lesbian 

Me

“Hey I’m Lesbian”

“I thought you were American”

Lesbian by Liftoanch December 21, 2019

Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir 

This is an invention of Peter Steele (Type O Negative). Because he always invites friends in the studio and they always help him out with backing vocals. So this group is about 100 people who are all the time different and a credited on every Type O Negative release under the collective name the Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir. All are friends of Peter Steele.

The Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir was really good on Bloody Kisses, but they sucked on October Rust

Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir by Zonnic August 14, 2011

tall lesbian 

a common known nickname for the beautiful @danisnotonfire. Who is currently dating Phil, also know as @amazingphil on the platform youtube. Which, their ship name is "Phan"

OMG look it's a tall lesbian!

tall lesbian by Phan member #2675 January 2, 2015

Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian 

Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man

Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies

Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian by Unnamed personally April 12, 2019