Lentilist

Lentilist is a derogatory term for anyone with anti-car, anti-progress, anti-capitalist views. It particularly applies to filthy, scummy layabouts who spend their time protesting outside power stations instead of getting a fucking job, or middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex.

The term is derived from the assumption that people of this kind would rather eat lentils than a big juicy steak.

Also see: sandalist, yoghut weaver

Jane: "Oh, you shoud cycle to work, it's soooo much better for the environment"
Bob: "Fuck off you lentilist"

by Witchfinder March 21, 2007

lentisha

My best friend. A very sarcastic person. Tells the truth all the time. Hates roaches.

Mind your own business lentisha.

by Lotion tissue April 8, 2018

lentil

A state of mind in which you say things with out meaning to.

I was such a lentil last night! I told her that I loved her even though I'm gay!

by Spooka May 22, 2003

russian lentil stew

your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.

"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"

by Krkič February 11, 2020

Lentil

1 - a term used to define a complete and utter moron
2 - Can be used in place of 'Mother'

Sean is a pretty little lentil.

Hassan's tapped Arif's lentil.

by Shaz May 26, 2006

Lentil Soup for the Soul

Chicken Soup for the Soul, for vegetarians

NY Times Bestseller: Lentil Soup for the Soul

by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017

Lenties

1. A sustainable and nutrient dense snack made from whole roasted lentils and seasoned with a variety of unique flavors.

“I’m dying to snack on some lenties”
“Wut?”
“You know, Lenties... crunchy lentil snack? 7 grams of protein, 32% daily fiber...”
“Oh. I thought you were saying you were tryna eat nuts”

“Nah, Lenties have way less fat than nuts”

by rhsvr June 8, 2019