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crimping off a length of dirty spine

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.
by SusieQ October 4, 2005
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dick length of snow

Measurement of the amount of fallen snow... there are different scales.. Almost dick length is 3 to 5 inches... Average dick length is 6 inches... Big dick length is 7 or more inches of snow... Double dick length is 12 inches.
We are expected to get a big dick length of snow tomorrow night.
by Dani Dangerously 007 March 3, 2015
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love length

He stuck his love length inside his partners bum hole
by Random Hero May 13, 2005
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average penis length

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.
Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.
by The Asshatter December 19, 2006
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slip her a length

euphemism: to have sex with a girl. usually used when discussing a girl or a night out in particular.
How did you get on with that blonde lass last night? Did you slip her a length?
by thehotwombat April 1, 2011
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crimp off a length

Tightening your sphincter mid poop to cut it in half.
I had such a massive turd this morning, i had to crimp off a length to stop it rising too high in the bowl
by Doctor rotcod March 4, 2014
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black penis length

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A topic about which there has been a lot of misinformation, myth, fear, and nervous joking.

Many people have it that the "average" penis length of an adult African-American is close to eight inches or more.

Actually, statistics gathered in the USA indicate that on average black men were indeed longer than whites and Hispanics in that area -- but only by about one-third of an inch. Black men have the longest penises, and the shortest. For American men (all races), the average length is about 5 and two-thirds inches, for black men about five and three-quarter inches. The reason the measure of black men did not "swell" the average by a full third-of an-inch is that African-American adult men, as a statistical minority, had fewer men measured as a group than whites and Hispanics, and thus were underweighted in dragging up the average.
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So if you're concerned about black penis length -- don't be.

And don't be upset if your would-be Mandingo turns out to be an Average Joe -- he is more likely that than not.

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by al-in-chgo March 14, 2010
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