A lazy fuck

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.

I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

by Ihateyourhatbutimnotgonnatellu April 21, 2019

Lazy lag

The disruption in the circadian rhythm that stems from doing nothing because of extended isolation and social distancing. This causes a distortion in the body's ability to adapt to its usual schedule.

Yinka: why are you still up at 2am
Jibs: I'm lazy lagged

by Yakesbaba April 6, 2020

lazyflipper

The best hypixel skyblock flipper to make negative profit

OMG I LOST 1M COINS LAST WEEKEND THANKS TO LAZYFLIPPER

by discord.gg/binmaster November 14, 2022

Lazy Susan's

Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom

Friend: How was your date last night ?
You: She had Lazy Susan's

Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them

by Working Class Hero December 11, 2020

Lazy Susan's

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

lazy ho syndrome

a condition in which the afflicted is incapable of doing any work whatsoever and is reluctant to do anything besides eat, sleep, or go on the internet. widespread among college students. very contagious with no known cure besides getting off your fat lazy ass and doing something productive.

"where's jessica?"
"she's sleeping on the couch"
"hasn't she been doing that all day?"
"no she got up to eat some nachos and check her facebook"
"damn that bitch has some serious LHS"
"LHS?"
"lazy ho syndrome"

by iloveolas December 16, 2008

dimwitted lazy dunce

A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.

Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with

Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!

by JohnsonsJohnson November 13, 2011