lazy susan 

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

lazy susan by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Lazy Susan 

An explicit sex move where the girl just takes it from the guy. She does not show emotion or say a word but just lays there and takes it.

Casey: What's a Lazy Susan

Chris: Well it's where a girl just takes it. It was named after that shy skanky girl Susan.

Lazy Susan by Christopher Chan November 17, 2007

lazy susan 

The act of smashing your ball sack against the shower door while it is wet in order to give anyone there a pleasant suprise.

You faggot! I didn't need a lazy susan while I was trying to pinch a loaf.

lazy susan by Henry Wallabe May 27, 2005

Lazy Susan 

A prostitute who has her entire leg amputated as a customer service so she doesn't have to waste time spreading her legs.

A Lazy Susan is also good for table top sex. Give her a spin !

Lazy Susan by EOP165 July 19, 2011

Lazy Susan 

When a man is too lazy to pull out of his partners vagina, without a condom he ejaculates inside of her then proceeds to piss in her cooter without her knowledge

I was so tired last night so after I blew it in my lady I gave her a lazy susan

Lazy Susan by DickThickett9er February 26, 2009

Lazy Susan 

Two girls are 69'ing on a lazy susan. A guy fucks one (anally or vaginally) then pulls it out and puts into the other girl's mouth, then spins the girls on the lazy susan and goes again. Variation on the double fun-dip.

I am going to Lazy Susan the Bronson twins.

Lazy Susan by Burrito Mandingo May 18, 2009

Lazy susan 

When you face fuck a girl who has her wrists tied to her ankles laying on her stomach on a merry go round while wearing an eye patch over your left eye.

Joseph got dizzy while giving kayla the lazy Susan at the park.

Lazy susan by Floweringmeadow March 25, 2017