The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.
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A poison made for Gay Men in the 17th century who where caught in the act of anal or head. Also used for Present day rapists in prison. In which the poison can literally make you shit your large intestines inside out, exploding all of your shit from the large intestine out of the tube of and ass you have left, meanwhile all of the liquid and gunk inside of your small intestine will flush your stomach making your barf until you have to inhale eventually breathing in your barf, finally all the rest of your Bodily fluids will come out of the erect dick until there is nothing left but a resin if a body.
“The Rapists was caught in the act of fucking the fetus out of the local pregnant autistic girl, so we force fed him elephant laxatives. Leaving him nothing but an but an inside out resin intestine.
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