lanyard

A derogatory term used to describe a midget or little person.

Bob: "Ausin Powers is one of my favorite movies."
Tom: "Me too. I love that little lanyard in it."

by iLikeTurtles86 August 27, 2009

lanyard

the coolest sounding word in the english language.

my favourite words are spinchter, vulva and lanyard.

by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 25, 2008

lynardo

A hot sexy mf that everyone (including juljia) wants to smash. He sucks at pvp but still is a sexy mf

Omg Lynardo suck me off plz

by Immortal Dream December 18, 2020

Spaniard Lanyard

When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles, loop it up around the neck, tie a slip knot and proceed to tighten the two loops together. (A form of bondage)

"Hey Terry, how'do it go with that half titted 20yr old last night?"

"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."

"Last time I do that..."

by SpanishBull January 24, 2017

Sunflower lanyard

Somthing that symbols hidden dysabilites but people (mostly karens) use so they dont need to wear a mask

Sunflower lanyards are for hidden disibilities not no mask

by CheeseAjdhduajsbfjsjabs August 18, 2021

Lynard Skynyrd

they should be a god

to bad a plane crashed killed them but there music will live on. amen

by fender457 January 16, 2004

lanyard

adj; something that is completely unbearable. The opposite of standard.

Going to work on Mondays is lanyard.

by standard June 23, 2004