Lawyeresqness

Kind of bending the truth, little lies that don't really cause much trouble.

Well its not a great idea to wait until the last minute to invite a girl out, It SCREAMS that she was your last resort. You could just use your "lawyeresqness" and say that the plans were last minute, that way she wont know she was the only one to say yes.

by halibradleymom August 21, 2009

layered

A mixture of intoxicants in the blood stream.

Boys, its going in all directions tonight. This girl is talking like a Turk and my feet feel like fuzzy felts...I am well and truly layered

by Drop September 22, 2003

lawyerdog

An image of a dog in a lawyer's office, wearing a suit and a pair glasses. Because if its randomness, the only proper way to respond to a picture of lawyerdog is "wut".

A: {posts picture of lawyerdog}
B: wut
C: wut
D: wut
etc...

by qwertyblab May 28, 2008

Layered

To get so owned by forces out of your control you mention mention in for the rest of your life in conversation with your buddies.

Always referring back to that fateful month in the summer of 2021 when we lost 100k collectively via a rug pull.

Yo remember when we got layered, jive lost 60k bro.

by Sleepyjoebipump October 6, 2021

Layered Poop Cake

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.

A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.

by D-Ridds April 4, 2006

double-layered hypocrite

A person who is a hypocrite, whose methods are layered on top of one another to the point where it happens to condemn hypocrisy itself. In other words, a person condemns being a hypocrite whilst being one himself, therefore making him a double-layered hypocrite.

I am a double-layered hypocrite.

by _Neutral_Definition_Definer_ July 7, 2017

x-rays layered

When two x-ray images are combined together using an image editing program.

"It's just two x-rays layered."
"...or just Photoshop."
"Well yes, that's how they are layered."

by Singingbluefae January 23, 2021