Lardaneous

A descriptor to describe something that is of or that of a lard, having the attributes of a lard

OMG why did you ignore my text?! You are acting so lardaneous!

by lardlover May 20, 2021

Laudan

A woman who must dress well all the time. She is also up to date with all things socially and is able to keep people in line. Sophisticated, but will mess you up.

Laudan is about to mess up Dolph Lundgren.

by Lordsparger December 2, 2011

Lawana

indian, meaning "little water"

My name is Lawana

by Little water February 1, 2010

lawda

lawda means "penis" of man

kyu lawde ko taklif de raha, bawle !
means " why r u harassing me.

by gurus of lawda August 19, 2003

laudanum

An opiate of the ninteenth century. Good times.

Let us procure some laudanum henry and be cultured. ha HA ha HA.

by a February 18, 2007

Lapdance

A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.

There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.

In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.

There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.

"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"

" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."

by Wizkidrx March 12, 2009

LapdanceTop

A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!

"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"

"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"

by Klynchwich October 28, 2008