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Lardnering

When someone is a compulsive liar, a capper or kaptain krunchin'
Bro you lardnering right now, that didn't happen.
by Capn'Cap1997 August 20, 2021
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Pull the ladder up

Used in a sarcastic sense.
When someone gets something, but only for themselves, while leaving the rest of the group waiting for a kind gesture that never comes...as in, man gets on the boat and pulls the ladder up while the rest stand on the jetty in confusion at this selfish act with no way to board.
Sitting at dinner table Chloe realises there are no forks so goes to get one for her self
Everyone else sits and waits patiently thinking she will return with forks for all...
Chloe returns with just one fork...
Group exclaim sarcastically "oh jeeze Chloe, pull the ladder up why dont you!"
by Mauao November 28, 2007
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Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.
Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!
by Fartinglander November 29, 2011
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Harold Lauder

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.
A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010
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LADDER OF CREDIT

The attempted explanation of increasing a consumers credit score based on making satisfactory payments to a lender. This is usually accompanied by a amateurish drawing of a ladder. Both customer and manager explaining this seem to either be drunk or confused.
If you make these payments on time on our ladder of credit, you will progress up the ladder and your credit will ssssshhhhooootttt(slurred) right up.
by crippus1 March 14, 2009
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Ladder

A slang term widely used in the hoods of Philly. Meaning an extended clip (30 rounds for example) for a handgun that is so long and skinny that it looks like a "Ladder"
"Ladder in the glock call it energizer bunny, cuz it keep goin, hunnid shot throwin "- Quote from popular Philly rapper "Ar-AB" off the song "North 2 West ft. Nitty"
by Choppachoppa_down November 28, 2014
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Mongolian Ladder

Three or more individuals perform oral copulation balanced upon each others' shoulders. The person standing on the ground forms the base of the ladder, the second participant sits on the shoulders of the first permitting oral genital contact, and so on. The maximum height of the ladder is determined by the strength of the participants.
Those circus people are freaky yo - I heard they runnin' Mongolian Ladders all night long!
by Stumpy23 February 21, 2008
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