lapbutter

a clear yet cloudy liquid of great viscosity, that is excreated from the lap of a suitably excited woman.

her lapbutter made his knee very difficult to balance on, the floor was also covered.

by stoph1983 May 23, 2007

Female Lapper

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.

Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.

by Buttons February 16, 2005

lamput

Gae and orange.

Derived from the gae fictional character Lamput.

Dad:That native American is lamput , don't show that shit to the kids
Secretly gay mom: ok honey

by Mazit metal September 17, 2019

papa lapped a pap lopped

Proof Gackt is on crack.

"If you are a 'quick american' you will know what it means." - Gackt.

by theintertron June 17, 2004

fur lapper

A derogatory term for lesbianism; specifically one who performs cunnilingus. syn: rug muncher.

Derived from the image of one licking or "lapping" at the pubic hair or "fur" dominated area surrounding a vagina.

Fur. Middle English furre, probably from furren, to line with fur, from Old French forrer, from forre, fuerre, sheath, lining, of Germanic origin.

Lapper. One who laps. Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet.

Combination of root words and subsequent usage believed to have originated in Saddle River, NJ in the early 90's.

The young man's attempts at bedding the short haired, female gym teacher were revealed to be fruitless, when she told him that she was a fur lapper.

by Five_Fingers February 3, 2005

Lapping it up

When one exceedingly enjoys an experience whereby they are the central focus.

She was pretending to dislike the attention being received at the bar, but everyone knew she was lapping it up.

by Plato's Son June 8, 2010

Lapping

Oral sex on a woman

He gave me an amazing lapping last night.

by lily657 November 15, 2010