laptop kid

A person that, at night, transforms into a short, fat little hobbit. A creature that lurks around in the wee hours of the night with laptop in hand and headphones on its head. Usually found locked in a public bathroom stall, this creature does questionable things whilst no one is around. Prone to rash opinions, he is always "right" and "smarter" than all others.

Someone is in the bathroom batin' it! What a laptop kid!

by your other "friends" November 5, 2013

Lapookie Allawishes

A ghetto black man from the had that benzo made up

Man that guy is in the ghetto he looks like a Lapookie Allawishes

by christianh.14 April 27, 2021

laptop hobo

unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi

Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)"

Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."

by msdanger92 May 23, 2013

how to steal a laptop

bang chan disapproves anyway.

a lot of stays decided to search on how to steal a laptop but instead to see this.

by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020

Laptop Class

Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic, the laptop class consists of middle and upper-class professionals and managers who were able to work remotely during lockdowns. Often used in a pejorative manner, the term contrasts the presumed comfort of those afforded the luxury to work from home to those individuals working in the "real" and tangible economy.

As a member of the elite laptop class I haven't left my house in 2+ years

by e-lite May 16, 2022

leo laporte

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

by SYFer August 9, 2003

laptop years

A laptop computer ages sixteen years for every human year.

"Dad, I NEED a new laptop! This one is already two years old. That's THIRTY-TWO in laptop years! I can't go to high school with thirty-two-year-old laptop."

"Yeah, my laptop is five years old. That's EIGHTY in laptop years. Sure, she's grumpy and slow, but I'm used to the keyboard and I know where all my programs are. It's like this old La-Z-Boy: molded to my butt."

by Kate Saybrook December 10, 2009