Lao 

A word mainly used United Kingdom and surrounding areas.

This word, like alot of slang in the UK, has a variety of meanings.

It can mean you disagree with something someone has said, or dont want to do something.

It also means you are not interested in something.

In contrast to this, it can also mean you agree with something, or like something.

Lao is commonly used to express distress or anoyance.

Ben: Oi jake wanna go down the pub?

Jake: Lao that

__________

Jake: ahh laaaooo that girl is bare hot

Ben: lllaaaooo that!

__________

Ben: That work has got to be in tomorrow

Jake: ah lao! i havnt even started it

Ben: ah be orrite

Jake: laolaolao

Lao by Bennetto March 24, 2008

lao 

Lao is an incredibly pretty person, with a bubbly personality and a sense of humor of a goddess. She also has an excellent music taste and is a very loyal friend and person overall.

Who's that girl?
That's Lao, she is so kind!

lao by yeahimadeanurbandictionaryacc January 1, 2021

Lao 

The term for something related to Laos. Used as a common username on social medias.

Exp. 1
"Look at that Lao boy."
Exp. 2
"Hello Lao."
"Hello Friend."

Lao by FFFlight April 11, 2021

Lao 

A hot man with huge cock

: "He's so Lao"

Lao by PlanDick August 3, 2023

Läo 

A really smart person with an IQ of at least 800.

"Have you heard that there are only four Läos in the entire USA!!"

Läo by Läo May 1, 2021

Lao Gan ma 

A brand of chilli liked by John Cena and all worldwide greats

"Hello Weibo! I'm currently shooting a movie and I'm on a break and having a meal.

I cannot use my mobile phone during filming so I'm now filming this (video) because they gave me Lao Gan Ma.

I am not familiar with Lao Gan Ma, but the Chinese say this is an excellent chilli sauce.

So now I use Lao Gan Ma every day on my broccoli. I use a lot of Lao Gan Ma.

This is not an advertisement. I am not related to Lao Gan Ma in any way.

But I think many Chinese like this (the sauce). I'm trying to embrace more Chinese culture.

A lot of Chinese say that Lao Gan Ma is part of Chinese culture so I eat broccoli with Lao Gan Ma every day.

Really, really good. I really like it." -John Cena

Lao Gan ma by Mohammad Abdul April 23, 2021

Lao Er

Lao (third tone) and Er (fourth tone) in Mandarin Chinese has the literal definition of "old two", but used in the context of the Chinese language means either:

(1) A person's male manhood (slang)
(2) The second oldest in the family

Slang context, usually used amongst males: "My Lao Er is sore after that hottie last night"

Normal context, when a parent is introducing their son or daughter: "This is the Lao Er of my family"

Lao Er by Fobulous March 17, 2008