Spanish Lantern

The same as a dutch oven, farting under the blanket and pulling it over your partners head, although to complete the spanish lantern, light a match after the proceeded fart.

John Spanish lanterned kate last night and she no longer had eye brows.

by HBOSS19 October 18, 2009

Matt Lanter

An actor whos on the show, 90210, and was in the movie, cutting edge 3 is the hottest guy ever. He has pretty blue eyes,perfect brown hair and a flawless face. Also, a very hot body consisting of a very nice six pack. His hotness will hurt your eyes.

Person 1: Hey did you watch 90210 last night?
Person 2: No i was studying did i miss anything important?
Person 1: Only Matt Lanter taking off his shirt.

by ilovemattlanter May 19, 2009

Landeene

When a male has a three-some with two other women who are:
Woman 1- sucking the males penis
Woman 2- fingering woman 1 while making out with the male

That landeene we had last night was amazing!
Would you like to bring a friend and landeene all night long?
Lets landeene tonight. I know someone who wants to.

by man with the answers June 25, 2009

Chinese Lantern

When a man stretches his sack over a flashlight placed directly behind it, causing his scrote to glow red like a Chinese lantern.

Jake lit up that room with his Chinese lantern.

Jason transformed his batwing into a Chinese lantern with a flashlight.

Matt added some ambiance to the dinner party with his Chinese lantern.

by JbodJordyBabes July 10, 2010

Lateef

Lateef:

Very attractive strong name. Represents power and respect. Very logical and responsible. Quiet among those he doesn't know, but when he is comfortable he makes people laugh, which he is good at and he's a very private person. Once he gets comfortable, he will give you the world. And not 2 mention bein sexy does help. Plus.. I herd he's tha love of Alexandra's life.

For example, yo I met this kid who constantly made me laugh. Yeah, must of been Lateef.

by lexib1 March 21, 2009

Adirondack lantern

Noun - A water vessel (e.g. kayak) where the semi-translucent hull is illuminated from within at night; like a Floating Chinese lantern.

We put headlamps in the bow and stern of a rotomolded kayak to make it glow and paddled across Upper Saranac Lake.

I popped some really bright glow sticks in my Hobie Cat hulls for night sailing, and it looked like the Star Trek Next Generation Enterprise nacelles at the beginning of the show intro.

A group of kayakers went on an Adirondack Lantern paddle last night.

by Adirondack Ingenuity October 17, 2013

Awkward Lantern

Someone who transcends awkwardness in social situations, and even can control it and use it to their own advantage. An Awkward Lantern is somebody who can talk to anybody, and redirect any awkwardness in a conversation unto the other parties, by refusing to acknowledge it. Named after the superhero Green Lantern, because whereas a Green Lantern has control over the color green, an Awkward Lantern has control over awkwardness. Although they are rare, awkward lanterns are usually very adaptable and quick-thinking individuals. A true one can be dangerous if not a friend, because they have allies in the most unexpected places.

"I can't believe he got invited to that party!"
"Of course he did. He's an Awkward Lantern."

by mrblonde267 September 6, 2007