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soft language

A great term invented by George Carlin to describe the way dumb self centered smug people refer to things.

"Sometime during my life toilet paper became bathroom tissue. . . . Sneakers became running shoes. False teeth became dental appliances. Medicine became medication. Information became directory assistance. The dump became the landfill. Car crashes became automobile accidents. Partly cloudy became partly sunny. Motels became motor lodges. House trailers became mobile homes. Used cars became previously owned transportation. Room service became guest room dining. Constipation became occasional irregularity. . . "

"Poor people used to live in slums. Now 'the economically disadvantaged' occupy 'substandard housing' in the 'inner cities.' And a lot of them are broke. They don't have 'negative cash flow."- George Carlin

"We would like to begin the boarding process." Extra word, “process”, not necessary. Boarding is enough, "We'd like to begin the boarding." Simple! Tells the story..." - George Cain
On airplanes the lady on the plane always uses soft language. "Please begin the pre-boarding process."
by rockymountaincashflow January 19, 2009
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Girl language

I’m fine : she’s not fine
It’s whatever : definitely a big deal
Leave me alone : comfort her (unless she seems legitimately mad) in that case give her a little space
I love you : say it back to her idiot
I’m cold : give her your sweatshirt/jacket
Heyyy : she’s interested
It’s ok : not ok dude not ok never do it again
I look so ugly : COMPLIMENT HER AND SAY SHE’S NOT
I’m fat : COMLIMENT THE SHIT OUTTA HER
I don’t want to : STAWP she doesn’t want to... Give up my dude
*texts you alot* : respond asap she likes you brother
*ignores you* : give her some attention we love it
*smiles everytime you make eyecontact* : go get your girl

Ps. Say “beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, perfect, cute” NOT “thicc, sexy”
Her: I love you
Him: I love you too

Her: I’m so ugly
Him: No your not...don’t put yourself down like that...i think your beautiful

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When cunnilingus is performed on a plane, helicopter or other airborne vehicle.

"Air lingus" is not to be confused with Irish airline Aer Lingus, though the two are sometimes cross-referenced.
Dude 1: "Dude, I heard you gave air lingus to Meagan on the flight to Dublin!!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, it was rad."

Dude 1: "Meta as fuck."
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Langst

Langst is the {anxiety} and {stress}({angst}) {Lance}, a character from {Voltron} goes through.
Emily: Awe my poor baby Lance misses his family.

Sammy: That's some straight langst right there.
by hahaimnottrash May 26, 2018
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Language Kink

When someone is turned on by being spoken to (usually in a sexual way) in a foreign language.
"What's one of your weirdest kinks?"
"I have a huge language kink"
by alienfuckerr May 16, 2016
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Omegle language

Omegle words
M14 for example, means the user is a male and is 14 years old
F18 means they are a female and is 18 years old
To use: (genderif you’re trans add a “t” in front of your preferred gender; age)
To use Omegle Language, you must first add gender and then your age.
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ap language and composition

the worst goddang class you will ever take where syntax is freaking everywhere and yet you still dont understand what it means. it tortures the mind and ruptures your soul by its never ending annotations on pointless readings that no one ever actually cares about.
Hey whatd you do in ap language and composition today?

We learned about the what alliteration, hyperbole, simile, metaphor, syntax, syllogism, and enthymeme were and how they effectively pertain to real life situations.
by MercAntile November 7, 2013
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