by dylg2020 December 21, 2020
A disease which can lead to severe autism, limited motor skills, a capped ability to function and the tendency to full moon. It is advised to stay away from a person who has contracted langs as it is fairly contagious, if you start to display symptoms do the right thing and leave.
by yaboiaj November 10, 2019
Binging on porn until you fall asleep. Then, waking up the next morning to porn on your computer, causing you to be late to school.
by lolcopterdaddy March 03, 2011
Jessica alba isn't hot .... LANG!
by Cheeselog faceman June 27, 2007
A mix between lane and change. usually happens when changing lanes or when lanes suddenly change without one noticing soon enough. It is potentially dangerous when one langes.
Passenger: Hey man indicate before you lange.
Driver: Oh darnnit! I didn't see that guy in my blind spot, that was potentially dangerous.
The other night i was cruising hard on the highway and the road suddenly langed. . . damn road constructions.
Driver: Oh darnnit! I didn't see that guy in my blind spot, that was potentially dangerous.
The other night i was cruising hard on the highway and the road suddenly langed. . . damn road constructions.
by spirimadigger January 04, 2011
A new versatile style and usage of the english language. The process mainly consists of taking the first syllable of a word and using that in place of the original word. Sometimes a slight change in the spelling will be done to make the word more discernible from other words. One of the very first words used in this language was nuth.
Hey Joe, what lang are you speaking?
Mike thinks there is nuth wrong with speaking a new lang.
I was sick and ti of having nuth to do until I learned this new lang.
Mike thinks there is nuth wrong with speaking a new lang.
I was sick and ti of having nuth to do until I learned this new lang.
by Joseph Kubiak February 27, 2007
by DLuce March 11, 2009