Landau

Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"

Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"

by くもり May 5, 2022

Leandra

Basically sex on legs, she’s the hottest thing you’ll ever see. Literally everyone wants her. If you get to be around her, you can’t get enough of her. She’s a dime piece. She’s perfect in every way. If you see this girl, you gotta cuff her. She’s an actual angel.

That Leandra girl? Absolute dime.

by stfuboi October 15, 2019

landyacht

A large, unwieldy, typically American automobile originating from earlier model years, specifically the 1960s up until the 1990s. General characteristics of a landyacht are tremendous proportions including a length that rivals that of an aircraft carrier, an asphalt crushing curb weight similar to that of a fully grown hippopotamus, giving the landyacht the distinctive Spanish-Galleon-like handling and a gentle, couch-like ride along with the turning radius larger than that of a big rig. Landyachts are typically powered by unnecessarily large big block V8 engines producing hilariously low amounts of horsepower mated to a sloppy 3 or 4 speed automatic transmission. If you spot a landyacht, it is likely making futile attempts to park, attempting a 27-point turn across an intersection, losing a hubcap, or drinking large amounts of fuel at a gas station.

Noteworthy landyachts:
Lincoln Continental
Cadillac Sedan de Ville
Oldsmobile Delta 88
Chevrolet Caprice
Buick Roadmaster
Cadillac Sixty Special
Mercury Colony Park
Ford Country Squire
And the recently discontinued Ford Crown Victoria/Lincoln Town Car/Mercury Grand Marquis

Extended length pickup trucks and SUVs may also be considered landyachts.

Person 1: Holy shit look at that thing, it's like 25 feet long
Person 2: That's a landyacht. Let's watch him try to park.

by jminthemachine March 15, 2015

landri

a truly amazing girl. funny in every way and just a tad weird..
but seriously she's one of those few real girls, she tells you how it is. she's extremely gorgeous even if she doesn't think so. shes someone i look up to kinda. she's just a good person. simple as that. always there for you. no matter who it is, people always want to be around her and no matter what kind of mood I'm in i smile when we talk. her personalty is contagious and i could never live without her. shell always be there for me.. thats something that I'm so very grateful for.

everyone loves LANDRI. no matter if they wish they hated her, they can't every find a legit reason.

by just.for.you. March 20, 2013

landatarian

Someone who does not eat seafood, or anything that lives in a body of water.

When ordering something to eat in a seafood restaurant, the landatarian will always choose the chicken, or something else that lived on land, because they refuse to eat seafood.

by Anita Havel May 22, 2006

Lyandra

Lyandra is a sweet girl and innocent. Lyandra is the most nicest girl you will ever meet. Boys really like her but keep it a secret. But when it comes to love,Lyandra dosn't like to be the one to say they like/Love them. They are kind, and when they meet someone they trust she will tell them about her life. But if you get on there bad side you will regret that you did. Lyandra is a shy person when it comes to meet new people so try your best to earn your trust. But Lyandra seems to show sides of depression when they are alone. When Lyandra knows she likes someone she will like them until she forgets them. If you have a friend name Lyandra keep her.

Lyandra's boyfriend: "Dude Lyandra is the best she is a keeper. And I trust her so much! "
His friend:"your right.I wonder what her friends think about her? Oh she is coming."

by thecookie123 December 3, 2019

Landaxe

a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are.
To Landaxe is to have an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary

That guy just landaxe'd his team, making them fail in the finals miserably.

Mike thought he'd get the job easily, turned out he totally landaxe'd the interview.

by JimJoJonJon February 26, 2009