Till Lindemann

Singer for the German Neue Deutsche Härte band RAMMSTEIN. He can light himself on fire and live!! Lindemann is immune to pain, as can be clearly seen in Rammstein's "live aus berlin" video when Till bashes his head open with a mic stand and hit himself with a flogging whip. (OUCH)A trained pyrotechnician, Till never performs a concert without at least 2 flamethrowers. He is also extremely strong and will kill you faster than chuck norris.

"Till Lindemann ist Gott!!"

If you go to a Rammstein concert and see a large group in the crowd with 3rd degree burns, you know why. They got too close to TILL LINDEMANN!!

by Fatal1ty 117 May 20, 2009

Landesmanian Devil

The act of taking an elicit drug, such as Ecstasy or shrooms, finding a Dobish, dry humping it until you are about to ejaculate, and right when it puts it's mouth on your Giggity Shmorgasboard, you explode, leaving it to choke and gag on your Quaker Oatmeal, also known as your Giggity Goo.

I just Landesmanian Deviled a Dobish last week. It was amazing. You should take a drive all the way from Westchester JUST to do it.

by Petrus Romanus May 30, 2006

LadiesMan

A genle mandered man, who likes to express himself through building up relationships with atleast 3-4 girls at once.

The LadiesMan has lots of girls.

by Patrick June 17, 2003

Maggie Lindemann

a mf rockstar, hottest girl on earth, bi queen.

why am i crying? oh, yeah, i’m listening to she knows it by maggie lindemann.

by annie (taylor’s version) November 30, 2021

Jordan Lindemann

An individual with freakishly huge arms. Also may posses the ability to consume large amounts of pussy drinks and cocktails like McGillicuddy's. He also may take the game of beer pong a little too seriously when attempting to shoot. He also has a vagina and doesn't remember his first beer.

" If I work out and do curls everyday for the rest of my life, i will develop arms like Jordan Lindemann'

by truefriend69 August 20, 2010

Lindeman Island

the best holiday destination ever.

Person 1: Where should we go on holiday?
Person 2: Lindeman Island, the best place ever.

by piiratee <3 July 7, 2010

LadiesMan

I'm not quite sure, but I'll tell you an antonym. It is I.

You will see the light that I am not a ladiesman.

by Alex November 19, 2003