Lancing

To be a total douchebag and break out in a high school musical dance in class.

Yo dude. wtf lance. - me

"WOOOO"-lance

lololol. hes lancing"

by I MAKE WAFFLEZ June 9, 2010

lanciau

literally 'rotten penis' in Malaysian/Singaporean colloq. Cantonese.

You lanciau!

by Durian March 26, 2004

lancing

town which contains lots of massive losers, usually called squire.

this town is such a lancing

by squire poohead April 3, 2008

Watermelon Lancing

noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.

Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.

by Super_Anon October 16, 2014

Ass-lancing

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.

Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.

by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

lancing

being or acting intensely gay, as in Lance Bass

"I saw your brother lancing with his boyfriend"

by Taylor Cabassa August 20, 2006

Lancing up the situation

1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted

2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.

1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.

2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.

by CHANTAL DID IT August 28, 2005