Lancehole

A "Lancehole" (noun, plural "Lanceholes") is a cyclist who hogs the road and refuses to move over, regardless of whether or not he/she is actually meeting the listed speed limit. Many Lanceholes can be spotted donning their skin-tight, sponsorship-laden shirts and shorts.

An arrogant and unfriendly species, Lanceholes are fiercely aggressive assholes, often channeling their inner Lance Armstrong, hence "Lancehole". When threatened, Lanceholes commonly resort to threatening fist-shakes and comments, such as "share the road!”.

Passenger: "Hey man, you know you can speed up, right? You're doing 15mph in a 30mph zone."
Driver: "Sorry, I can't. This Lancehole in front of me won't move over."
Lancehole: "SHARE THE ROAD!"

by astankytool June 29, 2017

bag-o-lanche

When you turn the last of the bag of chips up to stream them into your mouth but they avalanche down all over your face.

Nathaniel turned up the remains of the bag of chips and was smothered by the bag-o-lanche of chip crumbs.

by Trailer Chimp May 11, 2016

lanch

The time between BRACKFAHST and DINNAH'.

Time to go to lanch folks. *snaps*

by Mike Rotch October 26, 2003

Lanahomosexual

A gay/lesbian person sexually attracted to people who listen to Lana Del Rey.

A: "So like... we've been talking for some time but I still don't understand if you're sexually attracted to me..."
B: "What music do you listen to?"
A: "Why?!"
B: "Because I'm Lanahomosexual, I need to know!"

by Stagno February 22, 2019

lachoe

a cockroach butt head who doesnt know how to do his own hair, has a big as bad bleep lip because he is apparently allergic to lip balm because he inhales it like the ice cream he ate tonight, he has a slight mullet but thinks his hair looks like josh richards, he likes to wear hes scarf around his waist to show that hes a skinny hoe. we all HATE lachoe xx

person 1: ewww look at that person, he has a weird scarf around his waist and looks A MESS, i also found out that he spends time making slides about taylor swift and spends most of his time on them

person 2: ughhhh must be a lachoe, RUN!

by LACHOEtheCOCKROACH August 7, 2020

langhorne beefsteak

First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.

My girl said she was hungy so she served me up a langhorne beefsteak. I said hold the onions.

by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008

lancheow

Literally, penis. There is no standardised spelling of this term since it's a transiteration from the original Hokkien phrase. 'Cheow' means 'bird', which alludes to the English usage of the word 'cock' to refer to the male member.
Lancheow however is used in a wider literary sense in Singlish to describe a broad category of unpleasant things, including asinine people, as well as as an expletive exclamation.

Wah ... your lanchoew damn big. (Your penis is big.)
Lanchoew lah! Kenah arrowed again. (Used as an expletive exclamation)
That stoopid asshole, sibeh lancheow one ... (Used as an adjective)
This fuck is simi lancheow? (What the fuck is this?)

by dustbin March 14, 2007