lamprey

Slang for a female's shaved pubic hair/vagina.

"Since pussy shaving is so common, should we really use the word 'beaver' anymore? Perhaps it should be changed to 'lamprey'."

by sickfeeling October 21, 2007

"anal lamprey"

anyone who sucks ass. typically subhumans like the 7chan mods.

"The Chan-wars...begun they have."

George Bush and Dick Cheney are classic examples of an "anal lamprey" since they both suck ass. Additional people that belong to this category of subhuman are:
1. Republicans
2. Nazis
3. Zionists
4. Cops
5. Corporate CEOs
6. All the mods on 7chan

by Pehn Nayme April 7, 2008

Lamplestilskin

Another way of saying lampin. Chillin, smokin a blunt, or anything like just kickin it. Other forms of the word include lamplesteez.

What's up man? Not much man, just lamplestilskin.

by dubK October 20, 2006

Lamprey pie

Something gross involving dicks, esp limp ones

I accidentally walked into the bros locker room and saw so much lamprey pie

by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013

lampreyed

Being sucked off by an a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth (much like the eel like fish).

Tom just got lampreyed last night. His cock needed six stitches.

by Secretmoose June 6, 2018

lamples

the thin air between your pajama pants and your skin

the lamples is making me cold

by juliannaaa January 1, 2022

lampless

Meaning peaceful travel with no stress or impediments.

Our travel to Hawaii was lampless.

by Brombroms January 12, 2025