lactose intolerant

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.

Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.

by xxyuli September 3, 2006

Lacto Vegetarian

consume milk and milk products, along with plant-basd foods. They omit eggs as well as meat, fish, and poultry.

lacto vegetarians rule!

by AsiaVincelli January 5, 2007

laptoid

A person in a coffeeshop who spends hours sitting at a table with a laptop.

Check out that laptoid at the corner table. He's been here for hours with only his macbook for company.

by Layla S. December 3, 2007

laptop kid

A person that, at night, transforms into a short, fat little hobbit. A creature that lurks around in the wee hours of the night with laptop in hand and headphones on its head. Usually found locked in a public bathroom stall, this creature does questionable things whilst no one is around. Prone to rash opinions, he is always "right" and "smarter" than all others.

Someone is in the bathroom batin' it! What a laptop kid!

by your other "friends" November 5, 2013

Alexi Laiho

The world's greatest metal god from the kickass metal band Children of Bodom. He's hott, too.

Look at Alexi, and listen to his awesome guitar riffs!

by child of bodom May 23, 2004

lactomangulator

One who opens a milk carton from the wrong side and tears up the entire top.

The lactomangulator left the scene of the crime with his straw sticking out of the top of the carton.

by Rutager December 30, 2005

laptop hobo

unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi

Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)"

Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."

by msdanger92 May 23, 2013