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banana lair

A speedo being worn, especially if the man wearing it is doing pelvic thrusts.
Tonight you will stick your hand down into your banana lair!
by The Elevator Man February 9, 2014
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Sandusky's Lair

a place or location (often a locker room) where little boys and teens are taken to be abused for sexual pleasure of an older male.
Rumor has it that over 40 children have visited Sandusky's lair in the Penn State locker room over the last 10 years.
by Your Fuqqin Boy December 27, 2011
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Mug Lair

Australian slang for a flashily dressed young man of brash and vulgar behavior.
That john is a real fuckin' Mug Lair mate.
by CurlyWurly2 March 29, 2009
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The Dragon's Lair

When you blow vape into your girl's pussy and the vape smoke leaks out like the entrance to a dragon's lair.
by DoctorrNick April 27, 2017
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lady lair

Female version of a man cave; a place where ladies go to do lady stuff.
She bought a floral couch for her lady lair.
by chicky2 January 6, 2009
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Nerd Lair

A nerd lair is a specific location for a nerd beholding their nearest and dearest possessions. These possessions range from Star Trek figurines to an array of comic books as well an ergonomically fit video game/TV/surround sound system set up.

Nerd lairs are generally only ever seen by the nerds themselves, or their mother's who need to enter with supervised permission to collect and deposit laundered items.

Nerd lairs include:
- an odd smell
- a bed
- a bean bag - rookie nerd lair, a pro has a swivel chair
- a closed window

- a lot of fast food rubbish including coke cans

- so many video games and DVDs that you would believe you are in Blockbuster

- one head set beside the computer plugged in at all times
- comics that NO ONE is allowed to touch without gloves
- posters of female anime characters

Nerd lairs are exciting to enter, yet very intimidating.
"I actually saw his nerd lair..I thought it was a rumour, but there it was, it's nerd lair-ness radiating from the crack in the door. There wasn't a lot of noise but there were "yes's" and distinct button mashing; no source of natural light coming from the room at all...I edged a little closer, obviously trying to be quiet or else I would disturb the beast within and it smelled like pizza. Oh and I definitely saw a poster of one of the chicks from Neon Genesis."
by dee_dawg September 19, 2011
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air hair lair

The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.
Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!
by Bloopy December 31, 2011
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