lahoe

Noun - a gay male who thinks they are straight who gets laid by a ho.

Verb - the act of sticking a finger in an anus during a massage

Noun - I just found out my wife's boss was a lahoe after I found her Juicy pants floating in his hot tub.

Verb - The chiropractor slipped his patient a lahoe during a routine adjustment

by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

harrold lahoonier

Harrold Lahoonier is a lad from the imaginary Country of Australia, he is very short and will more than likely say happy birthday to you if approached, be like Harrold, Harrold is cool.

I saw Harrold Lahoonier today; he said Happy Birthday to me, what a nice lad.

by Hola amigo April 20, 2023

lahore

it hasnt been a long time that this word is being used, but it means "Montreal" or "64". Can also be written as 'Lahor'.

1:I'm from Lahore, bro
2:So you're from Pakistan?
1:Nah bro im from Montreal

by L0K0 December 18, 2016

Lahori Logic

Statements that make no logical sense at all.

The origin of this term comes from Lahore, a large city in Pakistan. "Lahori" means a person from Lahore.

Usage of this term started when people noticed that quite a few articles found in Pakistani official statements, newspapers and blogs used some extremely dubious logic to justify things. This term is now used for any articles (not just from Pakistan) that use strange arguments and twisted logic.

An example of Lahori Logic would be a recent case in Australia where four Pakistani brothers claimed that since a girl didn't wear a headscarf, was drinking alcohol and was unaccompanied, they had the right to rape her.

by bumskie March 19, 2011

Lahoo-zaher

A drawn out loser, meaning "You suck!" and usually used by people named Michael.

Tiesha, you're such a lahoo-zaher!

by tushie March 15, 2005

Lahore

A punjabi girl who puts out. A pun on Lahore, the cpoital of Punjab province in Pakistan

Jaskiran is a total lahore! She hooked up with Harkaran last night and he says she took in the butt from him!

by Rebecca the Bathyspshere July 9, 2011

lahoaded

The state of drunkness after completely shithoused, during this state it is not uncommon to blackout and vomit uncontrollabely or defecate all over yourself. Symptoms include becoming extremely defensive and emotional often resulting in crying or sobbing. Side effects may include hooking up with a person who looks like a wildebeest, alienating yourself from your friends,becoming extremely loud and obnoxious.

Guy 1: Dude I seen you at the bar last night and you were off the charts lahoaded.

Guy 2: Yeah right, I wasn't even drunk what did I do?

Guy 1: You puked all over the bar then went outside and started crying about that fat girl you hooked up with last weekend.

Guy 2: I guess I went so hard in the paint that I fouled out.

by Sir Elliot of Hamshire June 2, 2011