Lady Boner

A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.

The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.

by Nate dog da boss November 30, 2010

Lady boner

What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie

I think I just got a lady boner because my uncle gibby just walked by

by Ya fucking girl May 8, 2019

Lady Boner

The female equivalent to a male erection. Classier, perhaps.

Woah, I almost got a lady boner Pat was impressing me so much.

by madelinejak November 30, 2010

Lady Boner

When a woman's clit wiggles !

Chase : My girlfriend got a mad lady boner..

Friend: how fast did it wiggle

by Old Greg Jim Bob Handy Pants January 9, 2011

Lady Boner

The feeling that you get in your chest when something exciting is happening. Or when you think about something that excites you. Happens MOSTLY with women. Feels like a bomb is about to go off in your chest.

Before I went on my date, I had a massive Lady Boner.

by Ivana Dick. April 17, 2011

Lady Boner

Chase

Chase is a lady boner

by Egeguehesush November 24, 2020

Lady Boner Gone

When a lady experiences and "ick" or her partner does something that turns her off.

"Lady boner gone, he dry humping me and huffing like a dog." said Lay Bankz.

by SexieLexie94 October 5, 2023