lavenous

adj. A word that can be used at any time in any situation for any meaning. (Created my Mike Super)

This blanket is very lavenous. This water is lavenous. That smell is lavenous.

by Irmagarde May 12, 2006

fapama porn laden

The title awarded to one that is so good at fapping to porn that they can stealthily achieve this task with family members within 20 feet of their fap-facility

Oh man I fapped so hard last night

weren't your parents home? and dont you live in a one room shack?

Yeah but im fapama porn laden...

by billybobthorton543534 July 7, 2010

Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"

by ring-tailed roarer June 11, 2011

Bin Laden Butt Fuck

When a man and a woman are having sex, preferably for 40 minutes already, the man pulls out, sticks it in her anus, and starts going at it. He starts yelling "Allah Akbar", and if within 30 seconds, the female doesn't utter, "Allah, Allah, Praise Allah!" your friends storm the room with BB guns, dressed as navy seals and fire!

Jon: Did you hear all that noise in the hall last night?
Mike: Yeah, I could of sworn our neighbors were yelling Allah Akbar...
Jon: Yeah... That's because Rich Bin Laden Butt Fucked that girl...she didn't know the catch phrase..

by ProudToBeFree1 May 25, 2011

bin laden weed

The term "Bin Laden Weed" orignates from Chicago street slang, but was first brought to national thug prominence by the 3-6 Mafia song of the same name. While the 3-6 Mafia claims that Bin Laden weed consists of a mixture of three diffferent sub-species of cannibus, the term is largely used in Chi-town as a synonym for extremely potent Hydro or otherwise very kind weed.

"I'm smokin on that fuckin Bin Laden"

by B-Geezy May 27, 2004

lavenous

1.) having or demonstrating a lavenous quality. 2.) A SUPER pseudo word fundamentally at odds with non-laveousness.
3.) Used to identify individuals possessing a nature or special level of intelligence that allows one to feign understanding of, or agreement with, absolutely any word that is presented with conviction. (This word was created by Mike Super)

Mike Super is a lavenous magician!

by Lavenous Lisa June 14, 2007

Ladino

A type of Spanish spoken by Sephardic Jews spoken before they were expelled from Spain in the 14th century. It has been preserved since with some modifications. In some ways Yiddish is to German as Ladino is to Spanish.

I grew up speaking Ladino, because my ancestors were Sephardic Jews.

E.g. of Ladino
"Shalom buenas tadres" for "Hola buenas tardes" in Spanish.

by mac389 January 10, 2013