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lavabeard

The taoist guy with the drugs
lavabeard, lava
by Eye cancer January 3, 2018
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blackbeard

the act of projecting semen upon the face of your partner in intercourse and immediately following this action with the immediate removal of their pubic hairs and then applying the pubic hairs to the "glue" that the semen has created upon one's visage. this will create a unique portrayal of the infamous "blackbeard the pirate" who raped, pillaged, and plundered the lost souls on the atlantic ocean
After Janine passed out at the Halloween party I gave her a blackbeard to complement the pirate costume she was already wearing
by forsafesexuselatex July 7, 2004
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blackbeard

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)
my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.
by mmm October 3, 2003
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Blackbeards Beard

Similar to a pearl neckless except aimmed below the mouth.
I tea bagged her then finished off with blackbeards beard.
by BubbRubbURmom January 1, 2007
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blackbeards revenge

while engadging in intercourse from behind while wearing a pirates hat and eyepatch, you raise your sword high and swing it down hard cutting off a large portion of your partners scalp. you proceed to pick up the chunk of hair and stick it to your face.once your beard is fastend you corner your partner and with a mighty "arg" you stab them to death.
friend:whats that blood on your face from?
you:BLACKBEARDS REVENGE!
::HIGHFIVE::
by JAMIE THE DAMAGER December 1, 2004
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sackbeard

A luscious growth of pubes extending downwards from the scrotum.
Dude, my sackbeard is so lush I have to use a hair-dryer after I shower.
by BeardmeisterS November 22, 2011
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Blackbeard main

If you could sum this person up in one word it would be "gay". These little child fiddlers can't take a gunfight without losing it so they resort to being an aids player
Person 1 "bro I just headshot this guy 20 times but there was glass in the way
Person 2" ah yes. The definition of gay. The blackbeard main
by Nova_ March 6, 2021
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