lube luck

This phrase can be used to wish someone good luck who is about to get screwed over, not in a sexual way but more in a life situation

David: Dude, I'm about to get my ass kicked at work, I stuffed up big time with a major client so my boss is angry and wants to see me!

Jeremy: you're fucked, lube luck to you.

by jimoth_halp October 29, 2020

Lucie

One of the most incredible people you will ever meet. Every room they walk into instantly lights up when they smile. They tend to crack a lot of jokes, which are sometimes awkward but always funny. Guys practically line up to spend time with them, because they know how special they are. Lucies are usually on the taller side, with brown eyes, brown hair, a great bod, and an incredible personality. If you know a Lucie, never let them go and cherish every second with them. If you're their best friend, count yourself super lucky. A Lucie will make you feel like the most special person in the world, and you should make them feel the same way. They are also super easy to fall in love with, and can charm anyone they please.

I've only been hanging out with Lucie for a few months, but I think I'm already in love with her!

by orangejuiceandoreosmydude September 15, 2018

Luie

luies are a very kind and patient people. they have the tenancies to be very protective and hover over the ones that they love. when luies fall in love they fall hard. when he finds that one girl, he wants nothing to do with any other girl except her. if it comes to it he will bend over backwards for her. luies are typically very shy but are very cute at the same time. they are addicted to video games and can be a little forgetful at times but they always make up for it. if you have a luie in your life make sure you keep him.

girl 1: omg hes so cute
girl 2: yeah he is!! i wonder if hes single
girl 1: of course not hes such a luie

by hsksjksnsjsksjsk February 2, 2018

Lubin’ and Toobin’

The term used to describe Jeffrey Toobin’s jerking session while on a conference call in front of the other people; which in turn led him to get suspended.

Did ya hear about that Lubin’ and Toobin’ on the news?

by MSF. October 19, 2020

Reverse Jiffy Lube

A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.

Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.

by DIRECTOR DRE December 9, 2008

Dirty lucie

A girl who likes being choked, she likes to be dominated in bed and told what to do. And fucked till her brains turn to mush. She likes to try out new things and taught a lesson.

Get a girl like a dirty Lucie.

by WiLLiam06 April 14, 2020

Lukie Dookie

To pass out drunk in someone's house and unknowingly, drop a deuce in a common area such as a livingroom, leaving it for others to clean up

Drew got so drunk last night, he passed out on my couch and when I woke up, he left a Lukie Dookie on my coffee table. Such an A-Hole!

by Resqtech260 May 10, 2015