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long beach island

HEAVEN.
the best beach ever.
old barney (which you climb to the top of once; when youre 5)
ron jon surf shop = love.
bay village.
beach haven; the best surfing ever.
the little shack you pass driving down on the causeway.
murphys market.
viking village.
the best mini golf courses; ever.
fantasy island.
what more can you want?
we beat out sleazside; pt. pleasant; ac any time.
the bay & beach within walking distance.
beach haven; the best surfing spots.

our life is your vacation.
wanna go surfing?

okay; where?

point pleasant.

hell no. thats no surf.

so where go you wanna go?

heaven.

where?

oh; i mean long beach island ♥
beach haven; the best surf.
by emily xo. August 30, 2006
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Long Beach High School (lbhs)

long beach high school can most likely be considered a joke. it is home to over 1000 different pot heads. the girls are pretty easy and go for guys who are way to old for them, whores. your considered cool if you play lacrosse since were amazing laxers or can make it onto the best varsity swim team on long island. the summers here consist of getting high/drunk, going to the beach, hookingup with people and chillin. oh and the teachers are a joke. we all gotta love guarav.
Welcome to Long Beach High School (lbhs), grades are low, but the kids are high(:
by longbeachkid May 17, 2011
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long beach island

the best place in the world


heaven


Mini golf, babes, beaches, waves, scooners wharf, fantasy island, bay village, dairy queen, acme market, that little old shack on the causeway, beach haven, ron jon surf shop-enough said
hey do you wanna go to heaven aka six miles and sea aka long beach isalnd?

sure lets go
by ... December 27, 2004
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Long Beach Island

The best place in the WORLD. One of the only great places that is completely AUTHENTIC. Beats anywhere else by FAR--Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Point Pleasant, the Hamptons don't even come close. Cool people, hot lifeguards and surfers, hot girls, not to mention Bruce Springsteen (patron saint of the Jersey Shore), the BEST BAGELS...Fantasy Island, Bay Village, Beach Haven, everywhere that has a bike lane....

Heaven!
"Hey, do you want to come down to the shore this weekend?"

"Well, my family's going to the Cape--"

"Dude, my family's going to Long Beach Island."

"Of course I'll come...I just have to get out of it..."

"That's what I thought."
by jerseygrl2 December 26, 2008
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Long beach sneak

Originating in the greater long beach area, the Long beach sneak is the art of being an undercover assassin that employs sophisticated tactics of suppressed social ambition toward engagement of allure in the opposite sex. The LBC Sneak is employed under extreme stealth and occurs predominantly in social situations where your friends have hammer headed a group of girls. After they have blown large sums of money on drinks and tirelessly pretended to be interested in them for hours at the bar, the assailant will then slide in (usually near closing time) and take one or all of them home. The act of performing a LBC Sneak has many variations but most commonly involves not talking to any girls all night long then going up to the hottest girl in the bar at closing time and swindling her into a long night of bearbacking! Anyone willing to attempt an LBC sneak must fortify a mentality that resembles that of a honey badger because they don’t give a shit! Someone entertaining the idea of pulling an LBC sneak must be willing to perform questionable acts of perversion and must be masters of the sail and bail!
Fuck'n Austin pulled a long beach sneak last night! I had like 4 hours of bar equity into this chick and then the next thing I know he slides in takes her home! That bearbacking son of a bitch!
by johnny mcnaughten November 13, 2011
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Long Beach NY

long beach ny is home to the most amazing surfers and skaters on all of the east coast baby. Its a beautiful beach town with many many stoners. The entire highschool is pretty wacky itself. It is home to the most amazing bagels in all of new york. It is pretty segregated with all the nice beach homes, and then smaller bay homes behind the mcdonalds, (by the bay). All the kids usually hang out at their old elementary schools or under the boardwalk right on the beach. It is also home to the most GORGEOUS people in NY!
I went to long beach ny to get a bagel but i picked up a hottie instead.
by snookiepookiecookie June 12, 2006
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long beach CA

best city to party, eat, and get away! the most unique city in Los Angeles, 562 loc! Theres no city that compares...west coast 4 life..only in da lbc baby!
Long beach CA is the most unique city in Los Angeles, 562 loc! Theres no city that compares...west coast 4 life..only in da lbc baby!
by lilnanzloc March 26, 2007
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